Bones McRib

My name is Bones McRib.  That’s not an appropriate name for a chunky spunky girl like me, but we’ve got some history here.  A time ago I was found on the highway median.  I was skinny and nasty and so wasted I could barely stand.  Some human scooped me up out of harm’s way which was really lucky.  Cuz they said I was too skinny to become a pancake—if I’d been run over I’d a had a be a communion waifer!!!  But now, as you can see, I’ve gotten my health back and oh boy am I a bundle of personality!!  Estimated b-day 11-1-06.